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I feel I'm trying to get this really crap car going, and it just keeps stalling on me. And then other times I feel like my life's a train thundering toward me, and I'm in a car stuck on the crossroads and can't get out. Isn't it great being young!

Julie Burchill

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Julie Burchill
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: July 3
Journalist
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Frenchay
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