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Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index.

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Julie Burchill
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: July 3
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Being a monarchist, and fawning over those 'above' you, you must naturally despise those 'below' or on the same socioeconomic level as yourself, because that is how hierarchy worship works.
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