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At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

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Julie Bowen
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 3
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Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer
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