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We can't have iPads until after 7 p.m. Otherwise the entire day is, iPad time? What about now? It makes me crazy. And no TV on weekend mornings.

Julie Bowen

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Julie Bowen
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 3
Actor
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Baltimore
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Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer
Julie Luetkemeyer
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