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Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.
Julie Bowen
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Julie Bowen
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 3
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I have this fancy Givenchy bag. I don't know what the Kardashians have in their bags - I bet they have really expensive products or six cellphones or something. I have a cellphone and some lipstick for me, and the rest is just filled with stuff for the kids - sunscreen and lip balm and little Ziploc bags of pretzels and cheese sticks.
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I would like to say that I am a very relaxed, loving person who is not competitive, but that's a lie!
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We make them [kids] earn the stuff they want. They're not going to play with their iPad today unless they do their chores.
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I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
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I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.
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I would love to do more movies, but the reality is women have many more opportunities on television to play a greater variety of characters.
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It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.
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We can't have iPads until after 7 p.m. Otherwise the entire day is, iPad time? What about now? It makes me crazy. And no TV on weekend mornings.
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I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.
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As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.
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I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.
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I read books more than I go out.
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I'm in total celebrity denial in general, but there's awareness that probably if somebody has met you, they might go and tell somebody. I just would rather have the word on the street stay at a neutral, not like, She shows up in a ball gown, but She seemed nice. That's fine.
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I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them. It made me feel so much better.
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I'm built like a 14-year-old boy. I have no waist, so anything I wear has to have a lot of trickeration going on. I don't fit into girl dresses. I can't just slip it on.
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I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!
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