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Judd Apatow

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Judd Apatow
Age: 56
Born: 1967
Born: December 6
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
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Television Actor
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Syosset
New York
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I'm trying to think if there was ever the Lenny Bruce-y, observational, George Carlin kind of magician: You know what I hate is ... I don't think that ever existed.
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I was in the recording studio when Pink was recording for a part of the gay rights anthem. It was just amazing to watch her perform. She's just such an incredible singer. She so funny, and so smart, yet she's doing it for this silly, silly song.
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Every time I perform in front of people, no matter how well it goes, the next day, I feel humiliated.
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When Jim Carrey signed on to star in [The Cable Guy], and then they asked me to produce it, I made a very brief plea to direct - which was rejected really as quickly as anything can be.
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Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.
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I was a guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld, and I interviewed him when I was 15 years old-those moments really blow your mind.
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When you're making your 20th movie, it might be the 20th most incredible thing that's ever happened to you!
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In my work, there is a lot of storytelling. The storytelling is not a new thing. Back in the [Howard] Thurston days, the [Harry] Houdini days, the [Harry] Blackstone days, it was stories, but the stories were, We're going to the Egyptian temples, and we're going to vanish the Prince of Thebes, and, On my last trip to the Orient ...
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The only thing worse than a crappy TV show which Paddy Chayevsky couldn't have conceived in his worst nightmare is two megacorps fighting over who thought of the crappy show first.
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The little details really connect for people in ways I never realized before.I think that's why some of the movies have done well, because people are relating to things that I'm willing to expose.
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There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it's always the same actors and directors.
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It's what I always dreamed of: that you can make TV and everyone would get out of your way and you follow your vision without watering it down.
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I feel like everybody's waiting for a job y'know, you can make a movie on your phone. And so there really is no reason to worry about how to get in with people- and you can do that, there's a lot to learn working for people -but you can just make a movie, where in the old days that was completely impossible.
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I like working with people on their first movies. I think that you never get that level of effort again. And I think that most people only have a couple of amazing stories from their lives, so you're getting the best of them.
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You know, I'm a big comedy fan.
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Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.
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If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.
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I often say that ... I'm just involved in comedy, so I can be around it.
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I hear Amy Schumer on Howard Stern, and I think, I wish there was a movie that starred her, because she's so interesting, and then at some point I go, I guess I have to get involved, because it's not happening right now. Maybe I should help try to make that happen.
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You should look up some of the reviews. The New York Times review is so over-the-top funny. It's hysterical. You should dig it out.
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