Morality is your agreement with yourself to abide by your own rules.

Who said I was wise? I’m a professional bad example. You can learn a lot by watching me. Or listening to me. Either one.

I’ve never been able to understand ‘faith’ myself, nor to see how a just God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion out of an infinitude of false ones — by faith alone. It strikes me as a sloppy way to run an organization, whether a universe or a smaller one.