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Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.
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Joyce Brothers
Age: 85 †
Born: 1927
Born: October 20
Died: 2013
Died: May 13
Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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