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When a guy says, Don't make a fuss over my birthday, he means Don't make a fuss over my birthday. When we say Don't make a fuss over my birthday, we mean Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age.

Joy Browne

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Joy Browne
Age: 71 †
Born: 1944
Born: October 24
Died: 2016
Died: August 27
Psychologist
Radio Personality
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