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A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.
Joy Behar
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Joy Behar
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: October 7
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Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
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Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.
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I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.
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I feel like when being raised in New York City I have a particular perspective on things like Gay issues maybe, because I'm in the middle of Manhattan.
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I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.
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It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
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I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
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