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Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Joy Behar

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Joy Behar
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: October 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
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Screenwriter
Teacher
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Brooklyn
New York
Josephine Victoria Occhiuto
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