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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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Joseph Hill Whedon
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Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!
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It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds.
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