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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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