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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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New York City
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Joseph Hill Whedon

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I'm not great at fear. I made the least frightening vampire show ever on TV. I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh, and that's pretty much it.
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What 'Scream' was great at was presenting ironic detachment and then making you actually care about the people that were having it, and juxtaposing it with their situation, all in the service of making a great horror movie. It was fresh.
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Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy.
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The fact that a TV star can become president should be old news since [Ronald] Reagan, and old news since the Nixon-Kennedy debates - which the famous story, whether or not you agree, is that if you listened on the radio, Nixon won if you listened on TV, Kennedy won.
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You can either watch TV or you can make TV.
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This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Define interesting. Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? [on speakerphone]: This is the captain: we have a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence, then explode.
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Directing is such alchemy, it's so easy to fail. And I've seen people who are great at their jobs because everybody has a go. Editors, DPs, actors, craft services guy, everybody wants to try it out but it is such a diffuse but necessary set of skills that you never know which one this person might lack.
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People only respond to fear.
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I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.
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You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please.
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I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.
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A great scientist is more open to a new idea than almost anybody.
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I keep thinking they’re gonna call me. I keep thinking they’re gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don’t.
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I don't think I'm like Shakespeare.
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I'm not big on regret. It's not on my schedule.
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I find that when you read a script, or rewrite something, or look at something that's been gone over, you can tell, like rings on a tree, by how bad it is, how long it's been in development.
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There are many films and TV shows I make where people find themselves in fantastical situations as often as possible their reactions to it are very normal.
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In production, in the first couple of weeks of production, that it was more like making an internet musical.
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Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.
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I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!
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