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If the apocalypse comes...beep me!
Joss Whedon
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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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My people - before I was changed - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this.
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I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.
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Everything I do is going to contain the message that men who are going to be comfortable with powerful women are going to be more powerful men
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Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there.
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In other news, it's been far too long since I gloated massively about the fact that I know what's going to happen on Buffy and you all don't.
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Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.
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Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about!
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To me, the most telling thing is we have a man [Donald Trump] who cannot complete a sentence.
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Casting is storytelling.
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I tried to write a TV series, and then I discovered first of all that I love writing more than anything on this earth, and that you could write exactly as well as you want to.
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He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
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I've seen plenty of films where the projector broke. The problems that we have in the digital age are exactly the same as we had. Instead of, 'There's a hair in the gate,' it's, 'The computer ate the footage.' There will always be things like that going on. Nothing is perfect.
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I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.
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Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
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