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If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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So, no more running. I aim to misbehave.
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Who is to say who is the villain and who is the hero? Probably the dictionary.
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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
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Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.
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A great scientist is more open to a new idea than almost anybody.
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The networks have a particular agenda, a particular model and structure. It doesn't have anything to do with content. This is not a dis on them - they are a business model, run by business people.
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This is a sad, sad reflection on our times, when people must feed off the carcasses of beloved stories from their youths – just because they can't think of an original idea of their own, like I did with my Avengers idea that I made up myself.
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You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all.
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I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fast as I could for 25 years.
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As far as I am concerned, the first episode of Buffy was the beginning of my career. It was the first time I told a story from start to finish the way I wanted.
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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft... behold! A sunlight beam Butting a swath of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty... Effulgent.
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War is not just the business of death, it is the antitheses of life.
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Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection. If any thing happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
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I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.'
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I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets.
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I respect the rules of TV, the rules of keeping things commercial and interesting and pop-y and fun.
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A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend
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The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it.
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You do not want a war. You have known violence, you have suffered loss, but you have seen nothing of war. War is not just the business of death it is the anti-thesis of life. Hope, tortured and flayed, reason, dismembered, grinning at its limbs in its lap. Decency, raped to death... You will be a murderer and more.
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How did you find me here? If I was blind, I would see you. Stay with me. Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.
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