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Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins.
Joss Whedon
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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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