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Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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