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An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to make a joke, I'm going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I'm going to have someone give someone a kiss - it's just going to happen.

Joss Whedon

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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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