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Joss Whedon
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: January 23
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Everybody who made it through adolescence is a hero.
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You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
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I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.'
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Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft... behold! A sunlight beam Butting a swath of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty... Effulgent.
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I've become less cynical, which is appalling but kind of cool.
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I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I'm so very bad at it.
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I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.
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Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
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I've seen plenty of films where the projector broke. The problems that we have in the digital age are exactly the same as we had. Instead of, 'There's a hair in the gate,' it's, 'The computer ate the footage.' There will always be things like that going on. Nothing is perfect.
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A great scientist is more open to a new idea than almost anybody.
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I never tire of the heroes that I knew growing up.
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I write to be the characters that I am not.
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