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'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed

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Josie Long
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: April 17
Comedian
Podcaster
Screenwriter
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Three
Collapsed
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