At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something.

Web standards keep you out of the dustbin of history.

I don't know if I would refer to myself as a local celebrity.

If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template, then that entry looks completely different. It's the same words, but not the same meaning. This all depends on what historical questions that people will be asking and we can't know what they will want.