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You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

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I thought I recognized you. Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.
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I love you, Jake whispered. Are you strong enough for this? I made myself comfortable. Said over my shoulder, Sure. Would you tell me if you weren't? I grinned. Maybe. I can't think of a nicer way to commit suicide. That's good. I can't think of a more pleasant way to commit murder.
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Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, He writes murder mysteries.
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I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.
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All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall.
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I dug out the powder blue cashmere cardigan my mother Lisa gave me the Christmas before last, pulled on my oldest, softest Levi’s. Comfort clothes the next best thing to a hug from a warm, living body. Lately there had been a shortage of hugs in my life. Lately there had been a shortage of warm, living bodies.
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I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?
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I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.
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Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.
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