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I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?

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I noticed you right away. She gave me an approving look. I like quiet, polite men. And men who wear Hugo Boss. I was hoping you weren't gay. Or that you were only half-gay. Like Paul. Uh...sorry, I said. It's pretty much full-time now. The pay's not great, but the perks...
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He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire. Yeah, that was the life.
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I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.
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Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.
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...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.
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Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.
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All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall.
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And I thought maybe I didn't need to worry about my heart anymore because it had stopped beating a couple of seconds earlier, and I was still sitting there living and breathing-though admittedly I wasn't feeling much of anything.
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