Truth isn't beauty. It isn't even always true. Truth is nothing more than consistency of message. I learned that from advertising.

Secrets that reside in the mind of one person aren't really secrets. They're unspoken fears.

Don't bother asking God for answers about life. Most likely you're asking the wrong questions.

Pop Salvation is a genius take on discovering who you are by becoming what you most admire. If I didn’t know better, I’d think Lance Reynald watched me grow up. Marvelously endearing and insightful.

I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from one persona into another drunker, more fun one. It's a matter of going from dull point A to exciting point B. And I'm a raving success at it. So successful that sometimes I wind up at Mysterious Point C.

I'm a celebrity trapped in a normal person's body.

Blue Boy proves that if you don't quite fit in, then you might as well stand out with as much wit, color and audacity as you can muster.