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A man's head is his castle.
Joseph Heller
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Joseph Heller
Age: 76 †
Born: 1923
Born: May 1
Died: 1999
Died: December 10
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All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.
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mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
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Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat.
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I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings.
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The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
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Yossarian decided to change the subject. Now you're changing the subject. he pointed out diplomatically. I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.
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