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Joseph Heller
Age: 76 †
Born: 1923
Born: May 1
Died: 1999
Died: December 10
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¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?¨
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
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He was sick with lust and mesmerized with regret
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Insanity is contagious.
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Yossarian decided to change the subject. Now you're changing the subject. he pointed out diplomatically. I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.
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Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.
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I don't understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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I can't start writing until I have a closing line.
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If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?
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The country was in peril he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.
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Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?
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I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'
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where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
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There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat.
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