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He was sick with lust and mesmerized with regret
Joseph Heller
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Joseph Heller
Age: 76 †
Born: 1923
Born: May 1
Died: 1999
Died: December 10
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What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for.
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I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
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If character is destiny, the good are damned.
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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.
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Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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The enemy, retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
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They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.
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¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?¨
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I could not write about a subject sacred to me because I would be too flippant. Fortunately, there are no subjects sacred to me.
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