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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

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Joseph Epstein
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: January 9
Essayist
Short Story Writer
University Teacher
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The decisive moment in the defeat of upper class, capital-S, Society may have come when, in newspapers all over the nation, what used to be call the Society page was replaced by the Style section.
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What all great teachers appear to have in common is love of their subject, an obvious satisfaction in rousing this love in their students, and an ability to convince them that what they are being taught is deadly serious
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I am the heterosexual Truman Capote.
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Envy is never general, but always very particular - at least envy of the kind one feels strongly.
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Courage is nine-tenths context. What is courageous in one setting can be foolhardy in another and even cowardly in a third.
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In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.
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We do choose how we shall live
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