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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
Joseph Epstein
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Joseph Epstein
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: January 9
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I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can't unplug me.
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What all great teachers appear to have in common is love of their subject, an obvious satisfaction in rousing this love in their students, and an ability to convince them that what they are being taught is deadly serious
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My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
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In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.
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We do choose how we shall live
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Envy is never general, but always very particular - at least envy of the kind one feels strongly.
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Within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live.
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I am the heterosexual Truman Capote.
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I believe it was Gayelord Hauser, the nutritionist, who said, 'You are what you eat,' but if you happen to be an intellectual, you are what you quote.
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For me writing is foremost a mode of thinking and when it works well, an act of discovery
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One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. When it comes to the mail, I feel it is better to receive than to give.
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The decisive moment in the defeat of upper class, capital-S, Society may have come when, in newspapers all over the nation, what used to be call the Society page was replaced by the Style section.
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