Life is very nice in Hawaii. I rent a place that has its own cottage so when my friends and family come to visit, they have somewhere nice to stay.

Thing is, just the title alone will get some people interested: everyone has heard of Alcatraz, and they know that really bad people were there. Bad people are intriguing.

Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives.

I just enjoy the ride while I have it.

I used to work at this store called Music Plus in San Clemente, California, when I was growing up, and then they became Blockbuster Music, and, like, you had to get a haircut to work there, and at the time I had some pretty long hair. So after that policy was imposed, I knew that was going to be my last summer working there.

I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.

You can get fired from any job at any time.