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It is with wits as with razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge.
Jonathan Swift
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Jonathan Swift
Age: 77 †
Born: 1667
Born: November 30
Died: 1745
Died: October 19
Essayist
Human Rights Activist
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Dublin city
Isaac Bickerstaff
M. B. Drapier
Lemuel Gulliver
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. While you continue to be splenetic, count upon it I will always preach. Thus much I sympathize with you that I am not cheerful enough to write, for I believe Coffee once a week is necessary to that.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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For though, in nature, depth and height Are equally held infinite: In poetry, the height we know 'Tis only infinite below.
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Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might be, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the fine-spun garments of the divine Plato.
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Love why do we one passion call, When 'tis a compound of them all? Where hot and cold, where sharp and sweet, In all their equipages meet Where pleasures mix'd with pains appear, Sorrow with joy, and hope with fear.
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It may pass for a maxim in State, that the administration cannot be placed in too few hands, nor the legislature in too many.
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The first springs of great events, like those of great rivers, are often mean and little.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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She 's no chicken she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
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A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones.
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The more careless, the more modish.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
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