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Did Lovelace's forces find you? Did Jabor break in? He spoke slowly through clenched teeth. I went to get a newspaper This is getting better and better! I shook my head regretfully. You should leave such a dangerous assignment to people better qualified: next time ask an old granny, or a toddler-

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Jonathan Stroud
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: October 27
Novelist
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Jonathan Anthony Stroud
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