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That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.

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Jonathan Stroud
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: October 27
Novelist
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Jonathan Anthony Stroud
Meaningless
Usually
Ones
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Young
Waffle
Waffles

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