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I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.

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Jonathan Meades
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: January 21
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Salisbury
England
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