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Getting punched in the face with a padded glove doesn't really hurt your face. It doesn't hurt your skull. The only thing it hurts is your brain. You can feel the brain injury happening. It's an instant headache.

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Jonathan Gottschall
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 20
Literary Theorist
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