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I started a short story but it was so dreary that even my pen threw up.

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Jonathan Carroll
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: January 26
Novelist
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New York City
New York
Jonathan Samuel Carroll
Started
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Stories
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Dreary
Threw
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In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. It's so schizophrenic.
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It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.
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Its easy to lose sight of what you want when you think you want everything.
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One of the saddest realities is that we never know when our lives are at their peak. Only after it is over and we have some kind of perspective do we realize how good we had it a day, a month, five years ago.
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I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.
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If I don't feel like writing today or for a few days, I don't. And I don't think about it. It is not an obligation-it is the greatest privilege.
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Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child's smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.
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Salzburg... is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown.
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The angel said, I like black-and-white films more than color because they're more artificial. You have to work harder to overcome your disbelief. It's sort of like prayer.
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Some people are like blue jeans- the older and more beat up they get, the better they look.
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The problem with waiting for someone, whether that wait is an hour or a lifetime, is everyone's 'clock' is different. So what you might consider forever is only a little while to them, or vice versa.
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If you are very lucky, you're allowed to be in certain places during just the right season of your life: by the sea for the summer when you're seven or eight and full of the absolute need to swim until dark and exhaustion close their hands together, cupping you in between.
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Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy
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I feel like a cliche.
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Fear pounds on the door to our heart demanding to be let in. Joy is modest and often comes into our lives like a shy person entering a room it can take a while to even notice it's there.
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I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now.
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Learn to wait invariably either things will change or your heart will.
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Krakow is one of my favorite places on earth. It is a medieval city full of young people. A wonderful, striking combination.
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You know people don't get better as we get older- we just get more of who we are.
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