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I started a short story but it was so dreary that even my pen threw up.

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Jonathan Carroll
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: January 26
Novelist
Writer
New York City
New York
Jonathan Samuel Carroll
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Threw

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Death doesn't make you sad- it makes you empty. That's what's so bad about it. All of your charms and beliefs and funny habits fall fast through a big black hole, and suddenly you know they're gone because just as suddenly, there's nothing left at all inside.
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Very often I'll find out at the end of a book what I put in at the beginning. A sort of process of elimination and discovery in one.
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I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.
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I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.
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At a Boston signing, someone from the audience asked why I was so obsessed with furniture in my books. The question rattled around in my head. I had no idea that I was obsessed with furniture.
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The angel said, I like black-and-white films more than color because they're more artificial. You have to work harder to overcome your disbelief. It's sort of like prayer.
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Salzburg... is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown.
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I feel like a cliche.
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I write about what interests me. It's very dangerous when you try to satisfy an audience.
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Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy
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Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.
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Yo can always take back the lost parts of yourself if you can find and recognize them.
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Eating is sex for old people.
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Far more disturbing than any spook house at an amusement park is a ride through the old hometown if you've been away for years.
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I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now.
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For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.
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You know people don't get better as we get older- we just get more of who we are.
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Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind.
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It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.
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Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child's smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.
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