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I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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I live for coincidences. They briefly give to me the illusion or the hope that there's a pattern to my life, and if there's a pattern, then maybe I'm moving toward some kind of destiny where it's all explained.
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It seems like the original 'Star Trek' could have gone on longer.
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The work changes the way your face changes and ages - it just does. Also, I have very little connection to anything I've written. I move on. We all move on
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As a child, I wanted to be an athlete, a professional tennis player or something like that.
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I don't really know the person who wrote the things I wrote. I kind of know him, but I change so much all the time that it's like I start fresh over and over and over and over. Writing-wise and life-wise.
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The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.
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Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.
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I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.
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Whenever I wrote fiction, people always seemed to think that what I wrote was true, that it was entirely autobiographical. And when I would write non-fiction, they often accused me of exaggeration and fictionalization.
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My sophomore English teacher encouraged me to write for the school paper, and that's what got me started. Suddenly it struck me that being a writer could be a romantic and adventurous position. Previously, I had thought I would be a tennis pro, giving lessons at a local club. I thought that would be a good life, and it might have been.
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It's hard for me to think of writing a novel, because it takes so long.
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There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly.
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Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.
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