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I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.
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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.
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I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence.
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Personally, I've never had it as a goal in life to be happy. Seems impossible to achieve. Even the Declaration of Independence seems to acknowledge this. They talk about the pursuit of happiness, not happiness itself.
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