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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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Whether I'm writing scripts or prose, the goal is identical. To give pleasure. Now whether I succeed or not is up for debate, and, mostly, I fail. But I try. I like to make things. It's a way to stay busy during one's ephemeral and confusing life.
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I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
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I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.
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It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the brain and said, lie down and masturbate one more time.
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It's hard for me to think of writing a novel, because it takes so long.
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I live for coincidences. They briefly give to me the illusion or the hope that there's a pattern to my life, and if there's a pattern, then maybe I'm moving toward some kind of destiny where it's all explained.
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I'm actually much more shy and self-conscious than people's perception of me.
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A lot of writing is a form of seeing - putting down what you see in terms of action and landscape.
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As a child, I wanted to be an athlete, a professional tennis player or something like that.
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For me, books have always been a way to feel less alone while being alone. Perhaps if I was depressed and isolated, just communicating with these authors through their sentences helped me.
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Nothing wrong with changing your mind. That's a very unwaffling thing to say: Nothing wrong... Who am I to say that there's nothing wrong with it? Maybe something is wrong with changing your mind. Anyway, love is very, very difficult. I love. But probably because I hate myself on some deep, sick level, it makes loving difficult. But I do try.
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I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.
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I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence.
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My sophomore English teacher encouraged me to write for the school paper, and that's what got me started. Suddenly it struck me that being a writer could be a romantic and adventurous position. Previously, I had thought I would be a tennis pro, giving lessons at a local club. I thought that would be a good life, and it might have been.
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Whenever I wrote fiction, people always seemed to think that what I wrote was true, that it was entirely autobiographical. And when I would write non-fiction, they often accused me of exaggeration and fictionalization.
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I don't really know the person who wrote the things I wrote. I kind of know him, but I change so much all the time that it's like I start fresh over and over and over and over. Writing-wise and life-wise.
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Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.
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I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.
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It seems like the original 'Star Trek' could have gone on longer.
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Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.
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