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I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.
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I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.
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I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.
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The work changes the way your face changes and ages - it just does. Also, I have very little connection to anything I've written. I move on. We all move on
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For me, books have always been a way to feel less alone while being alone. Perhaps if I was depressed and isolated, just communicating with these authors through their sentences helped me.
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Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.
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I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.
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I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.
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Nothing wrong with changing your mind. That's a very unwaffling thing to say: Nothing wrong... Who am I to say that there's nothing wrong with it? Maybe something is wrong with changing your mind. Anyway, love is very, very difficult. I love. But probably because I hate myself on some deep, sick level, it makes loving difficult. But I do try.
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