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Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.
Jonathan Ames
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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.
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The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.
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