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I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence.

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Jonathan Ames
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 23
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Novelist
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New York City
New York
Absurd
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Sciatica
Taxes
Fleas
Existence
Verge
Breakdown
Cars
Possibly

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