Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.

You're coming to Buzzfeed's homepage not for yourself, but to find something to share with someone else.

Don't walk next to me, it looks gay.

Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

And I’m so angry I wish I were dead.

Is it right for you to be angry?

Isn’t this what I said, Lord, when I was still at home? That is what I tried to forestall by fleeing to Tarshish. I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity. 3 Now, Lord, take away my life, for it is better for me to die than to live.

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

People are racist to us, sir, so why can't we be racist to rangas?

You are a gracious God and merciful, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.

Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.