Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

Isn’t this what I said, Lord, when I was still at home? That is what I tried to forestall by fleeing to Tarshish. I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity. 3 Now, Lord, take away my life, for it is better for me to die than to live.

You are a gracious God and merciful, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.

Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.

People are racist to us, sir, so why can't we be racist to rangas?

And I’m so angry I wish I were dead.

Is it right for you to be angry?

Don't walk next to me, it looks gay.

Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome

Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.

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