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John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

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Jonah Goldberg
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: March 21
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Journalist
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonah Jacob Goldberg
Sphincter
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Kerry
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Look, I think liberals have reasonable gripes with Fox News. It does lean to the right, primarily in its opinion programming but also in its story selection (which is fine by me) and elsewhere. But it's worth remembering that Fox is less a bastion of ideological conservatism and more a populist, tabloidy network.
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Yes, I know liberals are more empirical because Jonathan Chait says they are, but my empirical studies of liberal empiricism keep spitting out contradictory findings.
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Social distinctions tend to matter only at your own level and above.
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One of the things that really drove me crazy was the way in which college kids, in particular, are educated to think that ideology is dangerous and bad.
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The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American liberalism to this day.
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Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony.
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Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.
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Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.
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A lot of the things that Trump needs to do to be a popular president requires annoying his biggest fans.
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Of course, it's a mystery to me why any American who can't be bothered to pay attention to politics unless Pamela Anderson is discussing it should be welcome in that conversation.
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And, of course, liberals see no problem with using the government to impose their cultural beliefs on others they just won't admit that's what they're doing.
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If power made one evil, then God would be the Devil.
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You know those Navy SEALs, they weren't Democrats and Republicans. They were just doing what was best for America. Wouldn't that be a great country if all of you Americans were just like that? You followed orders, you marched in step and you followed my agenda.
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The decision [to create a theme park called EuroWorld] was made by the EU countries in response to their collective realization that no one in Europe has had an innovative idea in well over a century.
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The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good.
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I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.
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Everyone understands that [democrat Senator Harry Reid] is deliberately lying. The man reads his lies from prepared texts. You can't read from a script and then claim you misspoke.
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Progressivism, liberalism, or whatever you want to call it has become an ideology of power. So long as liberals hold it, principles don't matter.
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America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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Capitalism is the greatest system ever created for alleviating general human misery, and yet it breeds ingratitude.
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