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I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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The wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.
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