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[The conversation with John McCain] is not about being a pacifist or- suggesting that you can never have a military solution to things. It's just that, it appears that this is not the smart way to fight this threat.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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