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The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.
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I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?
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I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.
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The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.
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